I am a Marine. I am done waiting for Congress to act, done waiting for the media to hold the line. He spent his life chasing fame and his name in lights. So we are going to make him infamous instead — permanently, publicly, in all fifty states.
Why “Sissy Hot Pink”? Because we sprinkle the whole tower in glitter to make it pretty — the most humiliating, sparkling coat of paint in America.
More than 70% of Americans oppose this war. That is not a fringe. That is the country. We are going to point that anger at the one target that will actually hurt him: his legacy. This is your revenge, and it is completely legal. He can’t sue it away. He can’t tear it down. He can only watch it go up.
I believe what Trump did in Iran is a war crime. If we sent him to an International Criminal Court, he’d be found guilty. The only reason he wasn’t is because Congress is corrupt. The system just isn’t built for a guy like Trump. It always counted on whoever got the presidency treating it as a place of honor — not as a way to rip off Americans, back genocide, and start wars in the Middle East he promised he wouldn’t.
His whole concern has been getting himself immortalized as a great president. The point of this tower is to humiliate and shame him — to make sure history never remembers him as great. We’re going to increase the things we do to humiliate him and attack the only thing he cares about: his image. I want to fight him and hopefully get him to quit — make it so he’s been so publicly humiliated that he leaves office and just gets out.
I also don’t believe he did it alone. Anyone in his presidency is fair game. Let’s be clear: we’re not just attacking Donald Trump — we’re attacking the entire presidency. And the first thing we’re going to do is build ourselves some cool observation towers.
I know it looks like a big monument that says “Fuck Trump,” but it’s also going to be useful. We’re mocking his building towers by stacking shipping containers, painting them Sissy Hot Pink, and putting them on America’s highways. We’re also giving people a place to put up their protest art.
Anyone can submit artwork. It should be no bigger than 1000×1000 pixels. You can submit for free. The best stuff gets bigger squares on the walls. The walls will be covered like a collage with different-sized squares — plenty to look at, and plenty saved for future towers. My goal is one tower in every state.
At the bottom of the tower will be a massive vending machine you can access through a touchscreen or a phone app. The idea is that people can pull off the highway and grab vending machine meals — a huge display of items at McDonald’s-style pricing. You’ll then walk up the stairs through each level, checking out the art as you work your way to the top.
The top should be about 70 feet up, surrounded by big windows with standing bar-top-style tables and counters. You enjoy your food from the vending machine while enjoying the view. The tables are standing height so people don’t camp out on the observation deck — this is also your chance to get out of the car and stretch your legs.
After lunch and the view, you ride one of the elevators down. The elevators are actually big hydraulic plungers — your body weight that you just walked up produces energy on the way down. These towers are going to be out in the middle of nowhere, so we want them self-powered. No expensive fuel driving up the cost of everything including the vending machines.
This is going to be a wind, solar, and human-powered monument and museum. I’m going to automate as much as I can, including the ID check for 18-and-over entry to the adult side of the museum. I also want to put little workout stations on each floor where you can exercise your upper body and produce energy for the tower at the same time.
The Observation Deck — Enjoy a snack or meal with a great view
The museum is broken into two sides. One is PG-13 and below. The other is R-rated and above.
This is more of an adult-themed monument overall, and parents will have to make decisions about walking their children through it. But if you walk through the PG side, you can feel secure that you’re not going to see anything that will traumatize your child. Protest & Collage — the world’s protest art, curated and arranged on the walls for maximum impact.
PG-13 Museum Wing — Protest & Collage
The other side is 18 and over unless accompanied by a guardian. Some states may require strict 18-plus. I believe parents should be able to decide for themselves if their children are mature enough to handle the truth.
There are rules: no child pornography, no actual video of someone being hurt on purpose, nothing we consider inappropriate. But we will be testing First Amendment rights, and you will be able to post what you really think and feel about the Trump presidency.
I’m hoping people will send us photos of the tragedy of Iran and let people see what a child’s body looks like after the building collapsed on it. Show Pete Hegseth and his stupidity. This is your chance to immortalize and tell the future what you think about what the people in power did and how much you hate them for it.
And while everybody complains about AI slop, I think it’s finally time for the non-artist to create meaningful, impactful art to tell the future how they felt.
Adult Museum Wing — 18 and Over
You don’t have to worry about reprisal for anything you submit. Unless you sign your image, no one will ever know your name. All images are donated to the museum, which doesn’t keep records of who donated what — specifically to protect donors from lawsuits and anything else.
While the images won’t be available online, if you walk through the galleries you’ll be able to purchase any picture you find interesting and have it put on a t-shirt or other paraphernalia. You’ll be supporting the TACO Trump Tower project with every purchase.
Donors get moved to the front of the line. You can reserve large amounts of wall space for your work without worrying about whether the museum curators think you deserve more space or not. You can also request multiple squares side by side for landscape or other rectangular images.
The reason I’m raising so much is because we first have to build the first one, which is going to take extra designing and planning — and I’m certain we’re going to make mistakes. But I also expect a lot of legal challenges, which is why I’m so careful about what we say about the protest monument.
I expect the lawsuits, and honestly, I’m looking forward to them. The first tower is going to draw every lawyer Trump can throw at us. Good. That’s the plan. We fight every challenge on Tower #1, we set the legal precedent, and every tower after that is bulletproof. They can’t stop what’s already been ruled legal. The first one costs the most because it’s also buying legal armor for the next forty-nine.
If we did this against Donald Trump alone, he might be able to get a defamation lawsuit to go. But because we’re attacking everybody in his presidency — and that includes anyone in Israel — you want to disrespect Israel? This is the place to do it. It’s obvious Donald Trump is Netanyahu’s bitch, doing anything he says. We want peace, and the people in government keep telling us Israel is our friend — then why won’t they let us have peace?
So send in what you want and I’ll get it on a museum wall as soon as I can.
I don’t want this to just be a “fuck you” monument to Trump. I want these to be useful buildings we can put along America’s highways — places we’ve all seen where a 70-foot tower would actually give a great view and a rest stop would be pretty nice.
But I also want it to serve as a massive warning to future politicians: this is how we can destroy your reputation and legacy if you don’t respect the office we’ve given you and the privilege to serve your country and lead it into greatness. If you’re going to be a scumbag like Donald Trump, we’re going to make sure history remembers you as a scumbag — and never forgets, so we don’t hire any more scumbags like Donald Trump.
This is my first attempt to drive Trump from office legally, peacefully — and to get members of Congress to stop kissing his ass, stop treating him like a king, and remember he’s a temporary employee on his way out. He’s either going to leave on his own or end up with dementia and not even make it, because we’re not going to sit around with another Ronald Reagan in office long after he should have been out.
$25,000 launches us. $100,000 clears engineering and the legal setup. The goal for Tower 1 is $2,000,000 — most of it legal armor, because the day this goes up his lawyers come, and we are not getting shut down on a technicality. Every dollar they don’t burn builds the next tower at about $400,000 each.
